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h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

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Omfg idc I want to murder

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gamsee:

the most important tweets of our generation

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thefrogman:

First time doing yoga by David Somerville [website]

bideogams:

*goes into the bathroom with a gameboy*

*comes out 5 and 1/2 weeks later*

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asassyrectumlovercoveredincatcum:

men who think women don’t watch porn

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

I wish this wasn’t true.
This is one of the many “lady pooped outside the toilet”  stories from the retail store at which I work. Some have pooped in pants while trying them on, some have pooped in the garbage can, but this lady pooped in a kleenex. In the fitting room. And left it. On the floor. In the corner. For us to find hours later.
Why. Why is all I have to ask. If you suddenly had a stomach attack of some sort, I doubt your poop would fit in a kleenex. So that must have not been the case. 
The more retail I work, the more I’m convinced that people set out to ruin my day.

Victoria’s Secret fitting room omfg same goddamn thing
mosoli:

im still laughing at this

dooblerdoo:

whenever I create a text post

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mineralists:

Raw Opals
whoolfen:

River viiperi

LIKE I NEVER SEE THIS SHIT IN PERSON

Do you know how rare it is to see a legit hot male in person I think they’re an endangered species

hommecide:



River V. I wonder how it feels to be Paris in bedtime with this man.

Ahhhh